Ivan Pentchoukov

When I get home I will prepare breakfast

When I get home I will prepare breakfast.
I will take the cheese, the eggs, and the frankfurters our from the refrigerator.
I will take the white plastic cutting board from the wall and lay it on the kitchen counter.
I will take the cheese and cut off a two centimeter slice.
I will put the rest of the cheese into its package.
I will slice the turkey frankfurters into thin disks.
I will turn on the stove.
I will place the frying pan on the stove.
I will take sunflower seed oil from the bottom cabinet and pour it onto the pan for two seconds.
I will pour the frankfurter disks and the cheese rectangles onto the frying pan.
Holding the egg in my left hand and the handle of the frying pan in my right hand I will crack the shell of the egg on the edge of the frying pan.
I will pour the egg over the cheese and frankfurters.
I will do the same for two more eggs.
I will set the fire lower.
I will put the remaining eggs, the frankfurters, and the cheese back into the refrigerator.
I will throw the three shells in the trashcan.
I will turn on the electric kettle.
I will place two slices of bread in the toaster.
I will set the toaster lower.
I will wash the cutting board and the knife.
I will take the cup with the red bottom from the top cabinet.
I will place a teabag in it.
I will pour four teaspoons of sugar in it.
I will take out a plate.
I will take out a spatula.
I will slide the spatula under the omelet and flip it over.
I will shake the frying pan over the fire.
I will slide the spatula under the omelet and pick it up and place it on the plate.
I will take two pieces of bread from the toaster and place them on the plate.
When the kettle clicks to turn automatically turn off, I will pick it up and pour water into the cup with the red bottom.
I will pick up the cup and place it on the kitchen table.
I will pick up the plate and place it on the kitchen table.
I will draw the chair out.
I will open the drawer with Rick’s old records in it.
I will unwrap Dave’s revolver from the oily towel.
I will sit down on the chair.
I will hold the revolver with my right hand to my right temple.
I will pull the trigger.
I will drop my right hand, with the revolver in it, and knock over the cup.
The tea will pour out.
The tea will run over my fingers and down the incline of the pull-out part of the table onto my thighs and knees.
When I get home I will prepare breakfast.